The Rainbow Song | An original birthday song by Nick Offerman for his wife, Megan Mullally
“You RED me my rights when you arrested me
You put me on trial and gave me life
But ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana when you made me your bitch and made you my wife
You YELLOW, you yell when I ball a melon but you don’t complain when I cook up some smack
We’re both ar-GREEN to serve our time If I dropped my soup I know you’ll watch my crack
Please enjoy this Rainbow Song and this gift of leprechaun romance
Please enjoy, as part of a well-balanced breakfast, the Lucky Charms you will find in my pants
You BLUE me away when you sang Shock The Monkey
Your fingers inside me, let the games begin
INDIGO is a tough one to pun with, but when we’re apart it’s the mood that I’m in
We get along so well we could never be compared to Jesus of Nazareth and Pontius Pilate,
But if you’ll endure this slight of calling me “sir”,
I’ll be Peppermint Patty to your VIOLET
Please let this song be your rainbow, I’ve got my Cialis, so I shall not fail
Please don’t deny my advances for tonight you’re going to take it in the pail
She plays more than Sousa upon my fife, My jaw-droppingly beautiful wife” (x)
So this happened last night…Lucky bastards in that theatre!
Megan Mullally & Nick Offerman’s Skype Q&A (while naked of course) Pt 1
…and then there was that one time when Lisa Kudrow saved Megan Mullally’s life and taught her a very valuable lesson about metal and toasters. [x]
Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally: Together on and off the stage
The comedic duo have been married for nearly 10 years, something that makes perfect sense given that the two have shared the screen on a number of projects, from “Will & Grace,” “Bob’s Burgers,” “Parks and Recreation” and the upcoming films “Kings of Summer,” “Somebody Up There Likes Me” and “Townies.”
Times reporter
Bart DeLorenzo about their new play “Annapurna.”Mullally applauded the experience acting exclusively with her husband:
“It’s a lot of alone time together. It’s great. There are no annoying others.”
Read more on the play, and the origins of Offerman and Mullally’s adorable courtship, over at Culture Monster.
Photos: Michael Robinson Chavez / Los Angeles Times
ANNAPURNA - Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally
Odyssey Theatre Ensemble
through June 9
10 years of Liz Non-Smoker
Will & Grace 5x21 | Dolls and Dolls | Originally Aired: April 24, 2003
That awesome moment when your fan run blog gets approved by the celebrities themselves…. Then posts a link on their facebook to the page… Then has a conversation with us on the links. That’s why I love Megan Mullally (and now love Stephanie Hunt)…
“When I first saw Sean, he pulled up in his car, and he had that incredible smile. I was like Oh my god, who is that cute little elfin person?”
‘Nancy and Beth’ at NOCCA (New Orleans) - April 06, 2013
